Advice Under the Influence: How to Throw a Toddler Party

I have thrown a lot of kids' parties. A LOT. Thankfully, my nuggets came less than two years and one month apart, so I get to combine their birthday parties. This way, instead of wanting to punch myself in the face twice a year, I get to want to punch myself in the face once a year, just much, much harder. I may only have to clean up once, but there are twice the kids and twice the annoying parents.

But I have gotten pretty good at navigating the piranha-filled waters that are throwing a party for toddlers. Watch below for a little learning on how to make your kid parties less binge drinking-inducing.


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