- You consider macaroni and cheese and chicken nuggets a food group.
- The "Five second" rule has turned into "Meh, it doesn't have any hair stuck to it" rule.
- Having an audience every time you use the bathroom no longer phases you.
- The floor of your car could double as a Cheerio/toy skill crane machine.
- You purchase wine by the box because a bottle just isn't enough anymore.
- You haven't had an uninterrupted conversation with an adult in over a year.
- Mopping up all the water after bath time now counts as cleaning the bathroom.
- You constantly have the theme song from an annoying kids show in your head (Die, Caillou. Die.).
- You now count the seconds until another human being's nap and bed time.
- Being covered in another person's pee, poop or puke no longer elicits a reaction from you.
- If you have anything baby-shaped in your arms, you instinctively rock it..
- You now consider a decent night's sleep anything over five hours.
- An appropriate outfit is now anything that hasn't recently been spit up on.
- Cool car features went from having heated leather seats to having a built in DVD player in the back.
- You find yourself watching kids shows even when there are no children.
- You get excited when someone other than yourself poops in the potty.
- You know why the word "why" is so annoying.
- You understand why sometimes animals in the wild eat their young.
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