Thursday, February 21, 2013

So this happened...

The other day, The Quiet Contemplator was drawing all sweet and quietly by herself while ADD Daddy and I watched TV. After some intense work on a particular project, she brought her latest creation over for me to admire. Beaming ear-to-ear with pride at her newest work of art, she thrust this into my face:

Um...pretty?

My mind immediately went to the part in Superbad where Seth confessed that in grade school he had a phase where he couldn't do anything but draw dicks all day. I got a little twitchy and said, "Wow. that is a really good drawing. You should go show it to Daddy."

So she proudly turned to show Daddy her drawing of a gigantic dong. Daddy looked at the drawing, got a little sweaty and pale and said, "Oh. Wow. What is it?" She said something unintelligible and scampered off. We both sat on the couch silently freaking out, not sure what to make of the fact though our daughter had just made an incredibly accurate artistic portrayal of a man's jiggly bits.

You know, in the long run, I am kind of impressed. That is one fine looking schlong, if I do say so myself.

11 comments:

  1. The Dose of RealityFebruary 21, 2013 at 7:06 AM

    Laughing out loud!! This is so awesome, I can hardly stand it!!

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  2. MichelleFebruary 21, 2013 at 7:58 AM

    Get yer mind outta the gutter!...That is CLEARLY a mess of tangled up extension cor....oh, wait. Nope. Yeah, it's a schlong.

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  3. UnknownFebruary 21, 2013 at 8:12 AM

    You should totally save it forever. I drew my mom a picture of a naked woman at about TQC's age. It was complete with hair in all the right places....she still has it and it may be one of her favorite things!

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  4. Motherhood: A Descent Into MadnessFebruary 21, 2013 at 10:03 AM

    Be sure to save it to show to her future husband, and ask him if he "measures up." Make him sweat a little!

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  5. b.frog julesFebruary 22, 2013 at 7:02 AM

    Wow.

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  6. Trashy BlogFebruary 22, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    I see a bat and ball. What's your problem, pervert? :)

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    1. Trashy BlogFebruary 22, 2013 at 12:35 PM

      I hope you realize I'm kidding. I don't make it a habit to go blog hopping just to call the authors names. I just couldn't help it! Hehe

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    2. ilikebeerandbabies.comFebruary 22, 2013 at 12:42 PM

      Hahaha. No one is sensitive here, believe me. (commences hysterical crying)

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  7. UnknownJune 6, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    Oh my gosh - I'm dying!

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