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My mind immediately went to the part in Superbad where Seth confessed that in grade school he had a phase where he couldn't do anything but draw dicks all day. I got a little twitchy and said, "Wow. that is a really good drawing. You should go show it to Daddy."
So she proudly turned to show Daddy her drawing of a gigantic dong. Daddy looked at the drawing, got a little sweaty and pale and said, "Oh. Wow. What is it?" She said something unintelligible and scampered off. We both sat on the couch silently freaking out, not sure what to make of the fact though our daughter had just made an incredibly accurate artistic portrayal of a man's jiggly bits.
You know, in the long run, I am kind of impressed. That is one fine looking schlong, if I do say so myself.
Laughing out loud!! This is so awesome, I can hardly stand it!!
ReplyDeleteGet yer mind outta the gutter!...That is CLEARLY a mess of tangled up extension cor....oh, wait. Nope. Yeah, it's a schlong.
ReplyDeleteHa!
DeleteYou should totally save it forever. I drew my mom a picture of a naked woman at about TQC's age. It was complete with hair in all the right places....she still has it and it may be one of her favorite things!
ReplyDeleteThat is AWESOME! We so need to frame it!
DeleteBe sure to save it to show to her future husband, and ask him if he "measures up." Make him sweat a little!
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteI see a bat and ball. What's your problem, pervert? :)
ReplyDeleteI hope you realize I'm kidding. I don't make it a habit to go blog hopping just to call the authors names. I just couldn't help it! Hehe
DeleteHahaha. No one is sensitive here, believe me. (commences hysterical crying)
DeleteOh my gosh - I'm dying!
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