Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Anti-Valentines

VD is almost here. A holiday I hate almost as much as a case of venereal disease. So, I came up with some funny valentines for you to share with the hubby. Enjoy.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: No, chocolates are not an instant panty remover. I don't care what the advertisement said.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Not tonight dear, I have a... Oh, fuck it, I just don't want to.

 Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: We got a sitter for a romantic Valentine's evening. Let's get crazy and go get all the stuff on my Target list instead.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Wow, I am so impressed that you washed the dishes for once and took the trash out after I only asked you six times.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: I know you must be exhausted after working all day. All I did today was clean the house, take care of your kids, do the laundry and. 

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: No, I'm still not giving you a BJ.



8 comments:

  1. Hahaha! I love this. I just have a problem with the first one. Because chocolate is pretty high on my list of things that make me say yesssss.

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  2. The last one! The last one! Hahahahahaaa!

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  3. Hey, #5 is a nice summary of my life. :)

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