Tuesday, November 20, 2012

I Just Need a Day

Today I am at my boiling point. All I want is one day with my kids where they don't drive me to take a swig of ethanol for every 15 minutes I spend with them.

I just need a day.
A day where my son doesn't cry hysterically every time I detach him from my hip to do something frivolous, like go to the bathroom or feed myself.
A day where my children don't constantly fight over nothing.
A day where I am not asked for something every 15 seconds.
A day where I don't have to fight my kids to do simple things, like brush their teeth or put their clothes on.
A day where my daughter doesn't whine for everything she wants or needs.
A day where my children don't trash the house the second I turn around.
A day where no one fights taking a nap.
A day where I can sit and enjoy one child without the other climbing on top of me out of jealousy.
A day where I don't cook dinner only to have to let mine get cold while I coax my daughter to eat hers.
A day where no one is allowed to say the word, "why?"
A day where I don't get scratched or get my hair pulled fulfilling my children's needs.
A day where I actually feel like my children appreciate all that I do to make them happy and healthy.
A day where I feel both needed AND wanted.
Just one day.
Please.

52 comments:

  1. JewelNovember 20, 2012 at 8:49 AM

    Good luck with that, although I have that dream too...and my children are 13, 18, and 21. :)

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 8:54 AM

      No, Jewel. NOOOOOOOO!

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    2. JewelNovember 21, 2012 at 7:27 AM

      It gets marginally better, the demands just change. Now it's "Can you take me ____?", "Did you get my skinny jeans washed?", "Can I borrow the car, or $$, or your phone charger?" Or in the case of my 21 year old; "Mom, can you watch the baby?". Which in turn your demand list starts over!!! LOL

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  2. 1strangefamilyNovember 20, 2012 at 9:00 AM

    "A day where I don't have to fight my kids to do simple things, like brush their teeth or put their clothes on."

    Yes!!! I'll take one of those please.

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 9:05 AM

      Just one. And we won't even go there on brushing the hair. MY GOD!

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  3. AhermittNovember 20, 2012 at 9:02 AM

    When my kids were small, and I felt like this, I would wait for hubby to get home and with no words exchanged, just leave. I'd then drive to the bookstore and take a nap.

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  4. The Hull FamilyNovember 20, 2012 at 9:17 AM

    It's like you were at my house lsst night and this morning! If you figure out how to get one please post the answer. Is it too early to put a shot of booze in my starbucks mocha this am? While I am at work?

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  5. The Hull FamilyNovember 20, 2012 at 9:19 AM

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  6. TaraNovember 20, 2012 at 11:01 AM

    I first have to say that I love your blog. You crack me up! Keep up the good work. That being said I have 3 little terrors, twin boy and girl age 4 and a little man 17 months. I love them dearly but they drive me Nucking Futs! I'm a SAHM and it's a love/hate relationship I have with it. I have to keep reminding myself constantly that I will never have these days back. And someday they will leave the nest and I will then have the rest of my life with a quiet/clean house. I hate that my house looks like three gigantic tornados ripped through it not 10 seconds after I had it looking decent but that's the way life is right now. That's why God invented alcohol, lol!

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 11:13 AM

      About half of the time I feel so blessed by my wonderful children. The other half I want to run away from them screaming like I am on fire.

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    2. AYoNovember 20, 2012 at 9:50 PM

      That response is why I love you.

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  7. Running MamaNovember 20, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    Hot food? I vaguely remember such a thing existing...

    keep up the hood work, but don't hold your breath for the stuff on your list.

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 11:37 AM

      Last night I said fuck it and gave them cookies so I could enjoy my steak.

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  8. UnknownNovember 20, 2012 at 11:47 AM

    Yes! Yes! YES! And then Hubbs is all like "Why are you so stressed out? You know, I am stressed out too. Quit being so grouchy." And I'm all like "Well, apparently you really want to test the theory on whether or not I could actually strangle another human being, cover it up, and then not get caught. I'm guessing I could right about now."

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  9. The StanfieldsNovember 20, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    It's nearly 1:30PM and I'm still in my pj's cause I've been cleaning up poop from my potty training child. all. morning.
    One day isn't too much to ask for but will that one day come when she grows up and leaves for college?

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 1:35 PM

      I doubt it. By then I will be so old I will have to clean up my own poop from outside the potty.

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  10. LinzNovember 20, 2012 at 12:58 PM

    I would be satisfied with just getting one or two of those things in a day.

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 1:36 PM

      Amen. The clinginess of TCC going away would make all those below it less stressful.

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  11. HarloweNovember 20, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    That pretty much describes my life for the past two weeks...

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  12. Motherhood: A Descent Into MadnessNovember 20, 2012 at 1:22 PM

    Your day will come soon enough. Five of them, actually.

    They do outgrow a lot of that, I promise. This post took me back to the very recent days of CONSTANT frustration, when all the boys were 5 and under and I thought I was going to die. Some of the most miserable times of parenting so far (for me), and you're in the thick of it. I am feeling for you, friend. And mentally wishing you a case of Shaw.

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  13. Jenn @ Something Clever 2.0November 20, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    Just in case I ever think I'm ready for number two, I'm bookmarking this. Thank you and good luck.

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  14. marienkaferNovember 20, 2012 at 2:46 PM

    Yes!! I am feeling this way too and I'm "only" dealing with a teething almost one-year old. My husband has the day off on Friday and instead of going shopping I think I might leave him at home with the kiddo and go to the movies. By myself. And eat all the popcorn. That sounds simply glorious right now. :)

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 2:48 PM

      Awesome, mama. We all need alone time.

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    2. marienkaferNovember 22, 2012 at 10:05 AM

      I did it! Yesterday! Life of Pi, popcorn, candy, soda, and me. It was THE SHIT. Do it!!!

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    3. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 22, 2012 at 10:55 AM

      Good for you! Congrats!

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  15. amandaNovember 20, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    My two year old made me cry today. That was after he squeezed his baby brother's head (the newborn who was up twice as often as usual because hes congested) super tight giving him a "hug" and kicked me while I changed his diaper an tried to out on his pants and then ran from the time out chair six times laughing while I tried to teach him to be kind instead of acting like a sociopath. I really wanted to smack him and lock him in the dog cage, but instead I cried.

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 2:49 PM

      Hang in there. My kids make me cry at least once a week.

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  16. ~C~November 20, 2012 at 7:35 PM

    Drop the kids off, I'll watch them for a day.

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 20, 2012 at 8:13 PM

      Until you realize that when either kid sees me leave they go ballistic for three hours. Ha!

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  17. AYoNovember 20, 2012 at 9:49 PM

    Oh sister! You speak on my behalf. I would like one day where my kid sleeps through, doesn't try to go for the non baby proofed things and my husband figures shit out without asking me anything. And I want a latte and a free moment with which to poop. Dreams!

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 21, 2012 at 6:55 AM

      It would be easier if we didn't ask for some much. Ha. Sleep. Pooping. Whatever.

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  18. b.frog julesNovember 21, 2012 at 8:19 PM

    Ooooohhhh, I feel your pain (and I only have 1 kid until April)...but I have to say that it always makes me feel better to know that other moms have the very same thoughts I have on a regular basis.

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    1. b.frog julesNovember 21, 2012 at 8:20 PM

      Oh, yeah, and pooping in peace is really my dream right now...that, and getting to finish my coffee while it's still hot, warm even, I'd settle for warm.

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    2. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 22, 2012 at 7:20 AM

      A girl can dream can't she?

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  19. Sarah NicholsNovember 22, 2012 at 1:09 AM

    *silently raises stein in solemn salute*

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  20. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 25, 2012 at 6:22 AM

    Congrats! And MY GOD!

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  21. Mommy BootsNovember 26, 2012 at 8:53 PM

    Amen sister. The perma-whine is making me twitch on the daily. Even though I'm away from my daughter when I'm at work, she immediately switches on the whine when we get home. *twitch*

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    1. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 27, 2012 at 6:24 AM

      My son is the sweetest kid on earth with everyone else but when it is just me and him all he does is cry AT me. Why!?!?!

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  22. UnknownNovember 27, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    You said it sistah!

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  23. SaraNovember 29, 2012 at 8:26 AM

    Mmmmhmmm, couldn't have said it better!

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  25. SaraNovember 29, 2012 at 8:27 AM

    And this, my love, is why you are kicking my ass at words right now...mommy no thinky while kid yelly...

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  26. SaraNovember 29, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    And why I apparently post the same thing twice, only to try to remove it but not really succeed...lol

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