I received an email from BabyCenter today. It was titled 5 Baby Steps to a Cleaner Home. OF COURSE I didn't bother to read it. I just figured I would rip the band-aid off and give you my take on it.
5 Big Girl Steps to a Cleaner Home.
- Remove children from house.
- Remove husband from house.
- Clean house.
- Change locks.
- Sit back and enjoy your clean house with a glass of wine.
It's tempting...
ReplyDeleteRight?
DeleteCan you help me with steps 1 and 2?
ReplyDeleteWe can send both of our out on a free cookie and beer mission then lock up the house!
DeleteI have neither, so I should be good!
ReplyDeleteThen your house must be littered with empty wine bottles and frivolous things, like matching bras and underwear. Lucky!
DeleteYESSS!! I would add a step that involves removing all pets too. Even the fish. The fish is messy in it's own contained environment, but I still have to look at that mess, which is not helping my perpetual eye twitch. Or my constant, nagging, internal guilt about not ever cleaning the fish tank.
ReplyDeleteGirl you need to get yourself a snail. They eat algae. We have one named Alyssa and she rocks that shit. Ha ha.
Delete4b. Turn off cell phone.
ReplyDeleteI don't need my wine drinking/house admiring time to be interupted by texts from the father about how he changed a poopy diaper (for once). Congratulations guy, now let me drink my wine in peace.
True that!
DeleteI wonder if I could kick everyone out FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND? *sigh*
ReplyDeleteOne can always dream...
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