Humpy Bear has been violated. A lot. Though The Cucumber can not even Army crawl yet, if you put Humpy Bear across the room, he will get to her in two seconds flat. Then proceed to pin her down and suck on her face.
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I was trying to get The Cucumber to crawl to me the other day and he just looked at me with feigned interest and stayed planted. Then, ADD Daddy put Humpy Bear in front of me and The Cucumber raced to me like I was on fire. Once he got to me, he crawled on top of Humpy Bear and forgot that I existed.
So, to sum it up, in a mere six months, I have been replaced by a stuffed animal that is constantly wet and smells of vomit. Nice.
Cannot. Stop. Laughing. I'm in a training with a bunch of English teachers, all proper and the like, and I will be causing a ruckus trying to keep the residual laughter down. I don't think they will appreciate Humpy Bear the way I do.
ReplyDeleteBoth my kids finger their teddies. We made need to start a support group for traumatized lovies.
Who doesn't appreciate an infant molesting a stuffed animal? Nazis!
DeleteMy son just started army crawling/lunging yesterday. he cant seem to get his arms to work so he just kind of leaps after things. Entertaining to watch. I just give him a ball and let him hurl himself across the living room all day.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it make life so much easier?
DeleteYay, savanna. You just made my day.
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