Confession from a fellow Boozehound
In a public restroom, my son was looking at my tattoo of my husband's
name (located just below my belly button) and announced very loudly,
"Mom, that's your PENIS." The lady in the next stall started cracking
up. I wanted to flush myself down the toilet.
ILBAB says: Your husband must be stoked that you are badass enough to tattoo his name on his penis. Yikes! Ha!
The Confessional is now open. Have something you need to repent for? Feel free to send me your sin and I will help your purge your demons.
Mine likes to open the bathroom door on me so when I have to take him into the stall with me there is a lot of "Shut the door! No one wants to see me pee!" going on in the stall. This usually results in giggles from other women in the bathroom. I can't wait until I can once again pee alone. Last night, while I was peeing, the dog, cat, and child were all in the bathroom watching me. Creeeeepy.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome!! Mine used to ask me why I was so hairy. Hence the only reason I wax to this day!
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