I bought some of those frozen wine drinks because they sounded fun/looked delicious (they were, in the most white trash of ways). When The Quiet Contemplator saw it in the glass, she insisted it was ice cream and that she wanted some. Now. I told her it was wine. She kept
annoying me asking for some until I finally said, "OK, sure. Try some. I promise you won't like it." She took one sip, backed away and said, "That's wine." She then backed away some more and said, "I don't like wine." I died laughing. Don't call DCFS. I knew she wouldn't like it. She won't even drink juice.
Confession from a fellow Boozehound
My toddler has taken to squeezing my boobs while shrieking, "SQUEAKY!". AND, he only does this in public.
ILBAB says: My god I hope to run into you two in the liquor aisle of Target soon.
The Confessional is now open. Have something you need to repent for? Feel free to
send me your sin and I will help your purge your demons.
LOL cute so funny!
ReplyDeleteMy son pulls down my top and exposes as much of my boobs as he can and then cries, because he is scared of them. I have no idea what he is thinking.
Yikes! I feel bad for that mommy! (Shhhh, it was me, hee hee). Apparently my boobs are squeaky? I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI know, ILBAB, I'm sure we are quite the spectacle. If it weren't me, I'd laugh my butt off if I saw this happening.
ReplyDeleteLol on the boobs. My daughters likes to pull down my shirt and laugh and go "BOOBAHS!"
ReplyDeleteOne time, when I was changing into my bathing suit in front of her, I took my bra off. Her eyes got wide and and lit up and she says "Oooohhh!!" at the sight of my boobs.
Since we're on a boob thread...When I was five, I poked my babysitter in the boobs with my index finger and said "Ding Dong! Avon calling..."
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