- I changed 876 diapers (seriously)
- I washed, filled and fed 588 bottles (seriously)
- I was vomited on 588 times after feeding The Cool Cucumber 588 bottles
- I was peed on
- I was pooped on
- I cried countless times out of frustration
- I drank 10 cases of Trader Joe's wine to medicate said frustration
- I ruined two laptops
- I cut off a foot of my hair
- I watched seven seasons of Project Runway
- I watched two seasons of True Blood
- I enjoyed many mommy playdates with a new friend and her baby
- I got a handsome little boy through the first three month of his life and didn't break him
Friday, March 16, 2012
While I was out.
I thought I would give you a wrap-up of what went down while I was on maternity leave. Enjoy.
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aww i wondered where you had gone off to, i loved your updates :) I still havent been peed or pooed on but my husband gets it like every time hahaha so funny
ReplyDeleteGetting through the first few months is HARD, no matter what way you slice and dice your time. Congrats on making it ... and bottoms up!
ReplyDeleteI am going through some of the same things Momma! Happy to hear from you again :) I gotta try that wine! Lol
ReplyDelete"I cried countless times out of frustration."
ReplyDeleteI wish more mommies would confess to this! I felt like such a loser those first three months because it felt like I cried just as much as the baby!