Friday, November 11, 2011

Preggo my Eggo Update: 33 weeks down, 7 to go. I am exhausted and I smell like pee.

I am a mess. I am exhausted, overly emotional and tired of smelling like pee. Yes, I smell like pee. For some reason (yes, I pretty much know why, but it still sucks), I leak pee. Like, all of the time. I also cry a lot. I won't say for no reason, but I cry way more than necessary. Top that off with dark circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, and I am quite a prize. A pee-smelling, mascara-running, zombie of a prize.

To sum things up: I would punch a kitten to have a bottle of wine and lay on the couch eating pizza and watching bad TV by myself today.

Oh, on a side note, apparently if you Google, "i like sex with dog", you get led to my site. Not one, but two people did that this week (hence, the removal of all pictures of The Quiet Contemplator from this site). So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

33 weeks and counting...

7 comments:

  1. BrittNovember 11, 2011 at 5:53 AM

    Don't you love the random google searches that apparently take people to your site? I think the worst one I ever got was "Is Taylor Lautner black".

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  2. PamNovember 11, 2011 at 9:37 AM

    Haha! I love the random searches too. My all-time favorite was "bouncing hooters" which is just awesome. This week's winner?? "Bend over tampon string" Um, ew. Someone is searching for that. Wow. And also, I don't think I ever mentioned tampons on my blog, so what the what?

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  3. Erin MilesNovember 15, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    I feel your pain. I am about 2 weeks ahead of you and miserable.

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  4. Gina ThompsonNovember 16, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    I'm 25 weeks and although I don't smell like pee (yet) -- I know it's coming. I can feel it in my bladder.

    I miss beer. Your blog provides comfort.

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  5. UnknownNovember 23, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    You had me at "So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." One of my favorite lines.

    I found my way here from a comment you made somewhere else. I have already laughed until I snorted and I plan to use the phrase "I would punch a kitten" during Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. I don't know how exactly, but knowing my family it won't be that difficult to work into the conversation.

    Thanks for the giggles.

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  6. ilikebeerandbabies.comNovember 24, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    Jen, good luck with your kitten punching! Happy Thanksgiving!

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  7. AnonymousDecember 26, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    Am in Week 35, I miss a lot of my favorite food but this scarify for my healthy baby...

    33 weeks pregnant

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