Though I sincerely appreciate your attempt to make me feel validated while stuffing my face full of your chocolate goodness, I do not need for you to hide inspirational messages in my empty candy wrappers. I don't need to contemplate the meaning of "Discover yourself." when I am scarfing down my 3rd chocolate treat. You don't need to tell me to "Be free. Be happy. Be you." when I finish the 15th. I have "discovered" that "being me" involves inhaling a significant amount of your product. Let's just leave it at that.
- This is why you're fat.
- Do you really need another one?
- A minute on the lips, a lifetime on your a$$.
- Got cellulite?
- God is watching you.
- You're pregnant.
- I know where Waldo is.
- Look behind you.
- They're watching.
- Now contains 99% more cat.
- Sure, one is only 40 calories, but you have had 13.
- See, size does matter.
- Nom Nom Nom
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No no no no nonono. Scary messages are funny on bananas, but not on candy. I need my candy to be nice to me! Or, you know, indifferent.
ReplyDeleteYou are such a cute pregnant lady! I seem to get pregnant all over and weigh 200lbs by the time I have the baby!
ReplyDeleteHAH! My thoughts on Dove chocolates...and I'm not pregnant. =)
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Bwahahahahahaha! Those are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog through RFML and Giiiiirrrllll....I am so glad I did! You are for sure my new favorite blog to read! :o)
ReplyDeleteDove has a little marketing genius with the wrappers - who doesn't read them?! I agree, they should be humorous. But not stalkery. I have enough anxiety, thus the chocolate! :)
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